Sadly, my Prelude to Vegas is filled with too much work, not enough time and the right amount of AJ. Nobody wants to hear how excited I am anyway. You all know. But I'm trying to come up with a suitable (meaning inappropriate) bounty for whomever sends me kicking and weeping from the WPBT tourney (previous Meanies include Scurvy, Dr. Jeff and Garthski). I was chagrined, to say the least, to not really have a bounty this past summer, sheepishly pawning off the uneaten half of my deli sandwich to my third-favorite Aussie (1. Crocodile Dundee 2. Elle McPherson). I vowed the Winter Classic would be different! So, I've got some ideas.
*Anybody smell candy canes?
*"The Complete Illustrated History of the Shrum Bowl" by Mordecai Richler
*A DVD Box Set of Asian fetish porn, including "Sweet and Sour Porked, Vol. VII"
*A homemade coupon book with redeemable items including "One Free mention in the blog" and "Joe Speaker knits me a tasteful sweater."
*A new iPod Shuffle loaded with Scandinavian Death Metal
List to be updated as time allows.