Mutinous Bounties
Sadly, my Prelude to Vegas is filled with too much work, not enough time and the right amount of AJ. Nobody wants to hear how excited I am anyway. You all know. But I'm trying to come up with a suitable (meaning inappropriate) bounty for whomever sends me kicking and weeping from the WPBT tourney (previous Meanies include Scurvy, Dr. Jeff and Garthski). I was chagrined, to say the least, to not really have a bounty this past summer, sheepishly pawning off the uneaten half of my deli sandwich to my third-favorite Aussie (1. Crocodile Dundee 2. Elle McPherson). I vowed the Winter Classic would be different! So, I've got some ideas.
*Anybody smell candy canes?
*"The Complete Illustrated History of the Shrum Bowl" by Mordecai Richler
*A DVD Box Set of Asian fetish porn, including "Sweet and Sour Porked, Vol. VII"
*A homemade coupon book with redeemable items including "One Free mention in the blog" and "Joe Speaker knits me a tasteful sweater."
*A new iPod Shuffle loaded with Scandinavian Death Metal
List to be updated as time allows.
posted by Joe Speaker @ 11:27 AM
6 comments
6 Comments:
Oddly enough, Drizz is already #3 on the Google results page for:
"Shrum Bowl" book
I was going to get it for Daddy for Xmas, but we should probably wait until Blake Smelsner adds his chapter to Shrum Bowl lore.
Don't leave off "Good for one free back massage."
*A DVD Box Set of Asian fetish porn, including "Sweet and Sour Porked, Vol. VII"
I would suggest this as a winner, but Bill Rini isn't going to be there this year, and nobody else will appreciate it quite like he would.
Viva la Shrum!!
I have the half-eaten sandwich mounted on the wall of my living room, a testament to the WPBT takedown.
And though I am chagrined at being behind Elle McPherson on your list of Aussies, I am glad I got the edge over Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchette, Kylie Minogue, and Naomi Watts. Those sluts.
Shrum Shrum Shrum!!!
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