Maple-Flavored Ham Body Wrap

I think it's high time to put flame to timber and whip up a firestorm of giddy "Vegas in 10 days!" posts.

I embrace the IP for its weirdness, though if a hot chick asks me where I'm staying, I'm not telling her the truth. I suppose there's some nostalgia attached from last year, with the serpentine yellow tape, the elevator construction and that u-shaped bar situated perfectly between the elevators and the door so that I every time I went by a blogger or 5 Iggy was sitting there and I could stop, order a malt beverage and enjoy some chat.

And now there's another reason to love it. I just got this in my inbox. Cranberries, you say? You're gonna scrub me with a sticky little fruit? Where the fuck do I sign up?!?!?!

Though, I would suggest to the marketing department that they have their demographics slightly wrong. For the group descending in less than two weeks time, they might wanna cook up something like a Bacon Grease Body Rub or a Pulled Pork Facial. Just a suggestion.