Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Fresh Meat

The next item up for bid here at The Price is Right is your immortal soul, which will be ferried into the afterlife--the good one--if you give up the cash For Peyton.

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They say that the 3rd time is a charm.

I don't know who "they" are, but they could be on to something. Bobby
Bracelet and his merry band of Do-Gooders, has struck again. I tell ya,
if I was a girl, I'd be all over Mr. Bracelet. The dude has everything
going for him. He's like a living breathing example of what the word
Perfect means. Plus the size of his heart is only exceeded by the size
of his Thrice Confirmed Huge Junk. Hear that ladies?

Anyhow, the 3rd edition of his Auction For Peyton is up!

Now hustle yourself over to ebay and find yourself something to bid on.


Antonio Esfandiari Photo

Michael Gracz Photo

Erick Lindgren Photo

T.J. Cloutier Photo

Carlos Mortensen Photo

Daniel Negreanu Photo

David Williams Photo

Layne Flack Jersey and Photo

Kenna James Cowboy Hat

Card Player Package

Hellmuth DVD Package


Plus, there is rumors that Bobby is going to put together a special package to add to the auction within the next day or two. He hasn't told me what it is, but expect it to kick ass if he does it. Because that's how he rolls.

3 Comments:

At 10:19 AM, Blogger Huge Junk said...

Thanks for pimping the latest auction, and I must say, you're writing is getting better and better. This post may be your best ever!

You should be working for a newspaper.

 
At 2:31 PM, Blogger Drizztdj said...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140017058604

If you don't step away from this in like 2 seconds I'm coming out to California to put my size 13 shit-kickers firmly up your ass.

Thank you kindly sir. Tootles! :)

 
At 7:33 PM, Blogger Shelly said...

thanks for pimpin'! wow, that makes you bobby bracelet's pimp. giggle!

 

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