And Away They Go...
So, I suppose you're all here to find out if Southern California managed to survive the rampaging, General-Sherman-Marching-on-Atlanta-style assault of The Bracelet, complete with debaucherous lessons like 1) How to lose at all selected forms of gambling 2) How to choose a sports bar 3) How to get new acquaintances to buy into how "you roll," though being unable to sway them in other ways to the point where they are forced to suggest--politely--that they no longer want to hear about your "big weiner" and 4) How to subsist for 72 hours entirely on beer and fried cheese.
Well, I hate to disappoint you, but today was AJ's first day of kindergarten.
Daddy's gonna need a moment.
posted by Joe Speaker @ 10:14 AM
17 comments
17 Comments:
Ah, the stride of a young man who knows he has better hair than everyone else. No doubt about it, he's a Speaker.
Just don't go all Professor Dickweed on him.
Watch out...he'll be bringin' home his ladies in no time since he'll be telling eveyone his daddy is a rock star. The MILF's, upon dropoff, will stick around of course to get the full story.
He's gonna r00le that school.
WhHen AJ drops the word "disestablishmentarianism" in is Kindergarten class, he'll be in like Flint.
With the smart kids, anyway.
He'll have to "get by" with his considerable good looks with the girls (and hopefully their moms).
You are so lucky!
go AJ!!
The question is which is more monumental, the first day of school or first soccer team.
And what a perfectly chic outfit!
And now you made me sad. Way to go.
/former stay at home dad of a 1st and 3rd grader.
so very sweet..AJ definitely has the cool kid vibe.
now on with the degenerate recap
My little guy is 1 and you made me miss him already.
Did he introduce you to all those hot teachers? Van Halen's gotta be right about that at least!
Seeing that pic of AJ almost makes want to have kids. Almost.
Congrats to AJ on his 1st day!
That's an awesome photo, Speaker.
Congrats to AJ!
Pauly, you can always borrow my boys.
Scratch that.
First day of kindergarten is one of the best days ever. Our guys ride the bus, and to see a 5-year old get on a bus without you is a pretty moving experience.
Confidence, stylish hair, and a bitchin backpack.
He's got game.
Congrats AJ on your first day of school!
What a great time of year, the MILF's are in season.
The beginning the school year is never more exciting than right now :)
Have the EX stay home on parent night...heehee! I'm glad to see that AJ wore shorts on the first day of school...did anyone else see that...a pimp indeed...he can hold his pecker down from wood unlike the Huge Junk guy...I've seen pictures from LA....heehee!
awww. That's so sweet.
Did I mention you're a pussy?
Now go nail the teacher's aide!
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