Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Conversations That Put Me on Tilt

Master bathroom, 6 a.m.

Dear and Patient Wife: I had a dream about Denise Richards last night.
Me: Yeah?
Dear and Patient Wife: We were totally getting it on, making out, going down on each other...
Me: (gurgles unintelligibly)
Dear and Patient Wife: It was hot. And you were watching.
Me: I think I'd better get back in the shower.
Dear and Patient Wife: But when you wanted to join in, she said no.
Me: What!?
Dear and Patient Wife: Yeah, she didn't want you. Said you were unclean.
Me: (kills self)

12 Comments:

At 9:09 AM, Blogger Huge Junk said...

At least it wasn't your dream where she wouldn't sleep with you. I've had that sort of thing happen. It's one of the most frustrating things in all of this world.

 
At 9:13 AM, Blogger BadBlood said...

I need to get back to the shower now too. Damn.

 
At 10:52 AM, Blogger Otis said...

I read this in the shower. Made it eaiser.

 
At 12:04 PM, Blogger Gamecock said...

Awesome.

 
At 12:07 PM, Blogger StB said...

I must know. What was your wife drinking the night before?

 
At 12:20 PM, Blogger Easycure said...

Excuse me while I wipe the Diet Dr. Pepper off my screen......

 
At 2:31 PM, Blogger Div said...

Were you happy just to watch in the dream?

Or perhaps get a hold of a video camera?

 
At 3:01 PM, Blogger Greg said...

on the bright side, Omar has reiterated that he would be more than happy to share a bed with you.

 
At 3:27 PM, Anonymous Roman said...

What happens in the jammy jams room, STAYS in the jammy jams room.

 
At 9:57 AM, Blogger BryGy said...

I think this is actually her way at getting back at you for the other night playing poker. She has finally figured a way to capture 100% of your attention.

If she keeps this up, your bankroll will be covered in dust and cobwebs very soon.

 
At 10:51 AM, Blogger obp1000 said...

double digit comment totals on a post about girl on girl action...

think you're right, JS, might want to stick with these and the dick jokes. ;)

 
At 8:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Speaker:

Since someone must play the role of prude here, I grudgingly accept. Since I recently offered to represent your wife pro-boner, I should be pleased that Denise Richards thinks you're unclean. However, I can't help but be a little disappointed that you get the most comments from girl-on-girl action (which is totally fine if it's two anonymous vixens, but I don't recommend fantasizing about your spouse in that depraved way.) I totally demand a retraction or may God help your Southern Baptist soul.

sincerely,

John Hathorne (get out your history books for that one)

It's true- there was no point to this.

 

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