Thursday, October 13, 2005

Pyramid Scheme

Good evening and welcome to a special Prime Time Edition of The $20,000 Pyramid. I'm your host Donny Osmond.

Today, we have blogger and perennial tournament Donkey Joe Speaker attacking the Big Board with help from our celebrity guest Joey Lawrence of "Blossom."

Joey, you'll be giving the clues. Joe, you'll be receiving. Ready...begin.

"Origami, clothes, your 7th straight hand of nine-three off-suit..."
"Things that you fold."
"YES!"

"Atoms, subatomic particles, your percentage of seeing the flop..."
"Things so small you can only see them under a microscope."
"YES!"

"A wheel, a rock..."
"Things you throw at people."
"No."
"A skier, lava, your poker bankroll..."
"Things that can quickly go downhill."
"YES!"

"Greed, sloth..."
"The seven deadly si..."
"Gluttony, not honoring your father and mother, murder, minimum raises..."
"Things that make Baby Jesus cry!"
"YES!"

"Derek Jeter, strip clubs, The Grateful Dead..."
"Pauly's perfect Friday night..."
"No."
"...the New England Patriots, King-Queen off-suit..."
"Things that are over-rated."
"YES!"

"Diapers, a cow pasture, your 153rd place finish in last night's Multi..."
"Things that are crappy."
"YES!"

Ding ding ding ding. We have a winner!

6 Comments:

At 3:54 PM, Blogger TripJax said...

Great Grandma's Spatula that was good stuff. LOL.

You keep me on my heels with your posts Speaker. Good Stuff.

Looking forward to seeing you and playing with you in the PokerStars tourney, though with the number of people in it, we may not even get within 50 tables of each other. Dohl!

Thanks for the support on my blog Speaker. Good stuff.

 
At 5:31 PM, Blogger BSN said...

I spit diet coke out of my nose!

BSN

 
At 6:19 PM, Blogger obp1000 said...

classic. Good stuff, Joe.

 
At 5:30 AM, Blogger BadBlood said...

Really funny.


Except for the Patriots thing. Bastage.

 
At 6:27 AM, Blogger Easycure said...

You're Comcastic!

*ducking*

Hey, you playing any poker this weekend? My schedule is wide open....

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger helixx said...

lordy, that's good stuff.

 

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