Winnah!

I have weathered the storm that is Bobby Bracelet and returned home safely with all limbs and vital organs in reasonable working order. I don't look so good, but you should see Vegas. I will expound on my superior gambling prowess in greater detail later, but here's what you can look forward to:

1. Crushing the 1/2 NL game at Aladdin thanks to a special blogger guest
2. Blackjack is rigged
3. If you see me coming to the craps table, and this goes for everybody in the Universe, just pass me the dice. Amatuers.
4. Bob hates everything, including such innocuous items as sourdough bread.
5. The Nathan's hot dog at NYNY with chili and cheese is the greatest food of all time. With the 1 a.m. Chicken Fried Steak and Eggs at The Golden Gate an easy second.
6. If you have MGM/Mirage stock, sell now. Your quarterly earnings are going WAY down after the punishment I inflicted on the Mandalay Bay sportsbook on NFL Sunday.
7. I learned the proper way to request an 8 from the dealer.

See y'all in the Stars charity event tonight?