Friday, August 22, 2008

If I Posted Conversations With Random People Omitting the Other Half in the Inimitable Style of April

Hi.

What's new?

Not much. Same ol', same ol'.

No, I haven't.

I can't.

I just finished something I started nearly a year ago and entered it in a competition.

Yes, I still hate people. And am starting to be suspicious of capitalism.

176 pounds. Lean and mean. Biceps like tomahawks.

The camera adds ten inches.

Dutch field hockey players are my new screen saver.

No, the women's team.

I'm going to a NASCAR race next week.

Of course I'm going to bet on it.

Is it fucking December yet?

3 Comments:

At 3:44 PM, Blogger DuggleBogey said...

You haven't gotten it exactly right.

Try sounding vaguely judgmental.

 
At 7:32 PM, Blogger April said...

Oh the irony!

 
At 2:16 PM, Blogger Drizztdj said...

Vote to void the next three and half months to make it December?

All in favor say AYE!

 

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