Funeral Notices

Obituarium, The Died peacefully on December 31 at the age of 2. In its brief life, it touched many: degenerates, myspace teen-agers and divorce lawyers. Its tales of beer-fueled addictive behavior struck a chord across the blogosphere. Its weepy ruminations on a marriage in ruins reverberated with Nicholas Sparks-ian melodrama. Its attempts at humor inspired pity amongst its readers. It held fast to the tenets of the genre, never forgeting to min. raise its aces, always making sure the ladies heard "that," occasionally finding a needle of truth in a haystack of nonsense. The blog was a proud member of the WPBT and attended four conventions. Born in Southern California, it nonetheless aspired to global coverage, reporting from overseas, the Playboy Mansion and Malvern, PA. It leaves many survivors, including the blogs listed over there and Joe Speaker. Services are private and will be catered by Pabst Blue Ribbon.