Thursday, April 20, 2006

I, I Captain

I have had a good couple of days.
I stayed home today and pulled weeds.
I don't know what I'm going to do about my new apartment.
I haven't had a cigarette in 6 days.
I'd like to put a slug in the ass of the jerkwad who was supposed to buy my house, but pulled out prematurely.
I have a token.
I've taken dumps with more baseball savvy than Ken Macha.
I stopped wearing my iPod on the train so I could talk more freely with the hot Southeast Asian girls that get on at City of Industry.
I have been totally self-centered.
I have not read many blogs for many days.
I will rectify.
I use FIVE products on my face every day. Suck on that, BG.
I am remembering parts of my marriage where I didn't so much like being married.
I could have cheated first.
I have morals.
I am back to my pre-Troubles weight, thanks largely to the silo of popcorn I've eaten since I quit smoking.
I have never NOT won a token in an MPS. Two for two, bitches.
I expect the A's to lose no matter the circumstance of the game.
I put the over/under at me having meaningless sex with meaningless women at 65 days.
I am having regular erections again.
I found my Breakup Song. It rocks. It's angry. Its lyrics include both "trustworthy" and "dead eyes." And, oddly, "cutlery."
I feel good.
I look good.
I need to go to the gym, though. Or score some juice.
I'm re-reading "Naked Lunch." Maybe some of those Southeast Asian skirts on the train have a junk problem.
I will be playing the DADI WSOP event on Monday, even though it starts too fucking early.

I'm going to play the $17K right now.


At 7:22 PM, Blogger Bloody P said...

You forgot:

"I am Poker Champ."

Get movin' on that Southeast Asian tang, yo.

At 9:02 PM, Blogger Kel said...

pulling weeds is always good for stress relief - have a 64 gallon bin I am working on myself ;)

good for you on the cigarettes

wow - 5 products, troubling

hmm, meaningless sex or meaningless women - more troubling

viagra will do that I hear

don't wear the iPod at the gym, wear it on the train

At 9:21 PM, Blogger elizabeth said...

congrats on the lack of smokes..i have been "quitting" for months now..hope your willpower is stronger than mine.

best way to get over someone is to get under someone i have to concur with bloody p (there's an interesting image) about the asian chicks.

At 10:13 PM, Blogger peacecorn said...

This is like a Kafka blog. I feel like a bug.

At 6:31 AM, Blogger Falstaff said...

I am proud of you for the smoking thing.

I take the under on the meaningless sex with meaningless women.

I set the line at 4 hours for you to try and put meaning to it/rationalize that it had meaning in the first place.

I didn't know there existed five different products you could put on your face (unless you're in San Fran).

I could have gone all day without knowing that.

Mo power to you, buddy.

At 6:52 AM, Blogger HighOnPoker said...

Thanks for mentioning DADI. It looks like you've turned the corner with everything, and good luck on the smoking thing. I'd love to know the title of that breakup song. Cruelty and cutlery! Good stuff.

At 8:33 AM, Blogger F-Train said...

Mmmmm, southeast asian women. Delicious! However, I take the over on the meaningless sex with meaningless women. Just call it a hunch -- and not at all a slam on your mad skillz.

At 6:06 PM, Blogger TripJax said...

thanks for the pimpage and for playing in that early ass DADI.

mucho win the thing...


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