Monday, February 27, 2006

In Case You Hadn't Noticed... mood is currently manic, swinging haphazardly to both ends of the spectrum and all points in between. It's no wonder, considering the shit I have to put up with. To wit:

X is off on Mondays. For 5 of the last 6 Mondays, she has put AJ in day care--once for 9 hours--so she can meet the Douchebag Poet (and the other Monday was when she took the both of them to the movies). When I pointed out that perhaps this flies in the face of her oft-repeated mantra that "AJ is her first priority," she responded first that Monday is "the only time I can meet him" and then that I had, many months ago, said it was "okay if she put him in day care on Mondays if she had stuff to do."

Yes, illicit afternoon fuck parties with fat, amoral douchebags is almost exactly like doctor's appointments in the "stuff to do" department.


At 1:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now I've got Jimi Hendrix in my head.

Woman so willing the sweet cause in vain.. vain
You make love you break love and it all seems the same...

At 1:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, you're getting custody of AJ, right? She's way too irresponsible to be left with him for more than a few hours at a time.

At 1:34 PM, Blogger iamhoff said...

Dude, wtf? Yeah, let me hand my kid off to daycare that my husband pays for so that I can go have an affair. I'm sorry. I've tried to focus on just bashing Douchebag, but this is too much.

X is full of shit
Hoff says, document her words
She will get nothing

At 1:44 PM, Blogger peacecorn said...

I just caught up with a few posts I missed. Something is very wrong with her.

At 1:59 PM, Blogger One_Outer said...

This is so Unbelievably. Fucked. Up.

My thoughts are with you Joe. Big time.

Please tell me you're getting custody. Not getting it would be tragic.

At 2:34 PM, Blogger BSN said...


(BSN has had his mouth duct-taped to keep him from telling you what you need to be doing about/to her.)

At 2:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I was dating my son's father, I found out that he and his ex had a clause in their divorce/custody document that there were no overnight visits with members of the opposite sex while the child was in the home.

At 2:54 PM, Blogger Huge Junk said...

X Haiku because she's earned it.

Welcome to the club
You are now not just an X
But a douchebag too

You don't deserve Joe
I am pulling for cancer
Are you fucking nuts

At 7:43 PM, Blogger Pokerwolf said...

You get custody
Because she's a goddamned fool
Thank God you'll get AJ

At 8:40 PM, Blogger April said...


At 10:00 PM, Blogger Easycure said...

I'd like to be able to say something to make you feel better, but there's nothing....I know.

I can make one offer: If you ever want to get out of there for a bit, all you have to do is catch a flight up to Seattle.

I'll pick you up at the airport, feed you, put you up for a while, and have all the Newcastles we could drink lined up. Of course, if there was a way to swing it, your son is welcome too. Our home has 2 extra rooms that are always available to friends (and their children) in times of need.

The offer does not expire. There are poker rooms, newspapers, women and flights to Vegas from here, and horsie races just like anyplace else.

Even BG could get by here.

At 6:06 AM, Blogger Joaquin "The Rooster" Ochoa said...

Same that The Easycure had to say, but you get Brooklyn Lager here in the NYC...although, I am a huge Newcastle Beer fan. Tough choice, but you have choices now get that girl out of your place for the last time.

At 9:21 AM, Blogger Garthmeister J. said...

X can not see straight
AJ is more important
Than Douchebag Poets.

Priorities gone
Shell of a wife digs deeper
This can not end well

At 10:10 AM, Blogger Drizztdj said...

I get Fridays off, maybe I should drop off Wyatt to go to the card club... not.

I think Sociopath is too light of an adjective to describe this thing walking around in your house.

At 10:19 AM, Blogger Falstaff said...

I got nothing constructive to say. Just erased four different rude comments on behavior. We're with you.

Lemme know when the posse needs to ride west. I'll bring the 2x4, Daddy'll bring the rope, Al will bring BigMike. What more could you need?

At 11:34 AM, Anonymous Tennyson said...

Get her out of the house (even if you have to pay for her security deposit)

And if you havent yet break it to AJ. Its better to know whats going on then just sense the tension.

Never try to fool children. They expect nothing and therefore see everything. --Harry Houdini


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