Friday, January 11, 2008

Spank Bank

I, like most boys, learned about nekkid girls from my father who, despite strict opposition from Mom (Southern Baptist-style), managed to keep a Penthouse or a Playboy hidden somewhere around the house (how she never found them when I easily did is a mystery). Sadly, though I could sniff out Dad's collection with relative ease, I did not have the ability to hide my own growing interest in the genre, artistically speaking.

One afternoon, I sat watching TV when my Mom answered our ringing phone. I paid no mind until I heard her fairly yelp "What?!?!" I turned from my La-Z-Boy and she fixed me with a stone glare. It was the video rental store on the phone. She lowered the mouthpiece and asked me, "Do you know anything about an overdue video called, 'Open Up, Tracy?'"

Not a good moment for Young Joe Speaker. Though I can say I've seen a Tracy Lords porno.

Why am I telling you this? 'Cause there's porn on the internet! Excellent photos of the AVN Convention in Vegas by my (and your) hero FlipChip.

You will want to check these pics out. You will want to do it when nobody else is in the house. And won't be for at least 90 minutes.

Bravo, sir.


At 3:55 PM, Blogger Maudie said...

ninety minutes?? I'm impressed.

At 1:42 AM, Blogger PokerProf said...

Thanks for the plug, just finished adding day 3 tot he gallery.

At 6:40 AM, Blogger The Bracelet said...

I got in trouble for renting Frankenhooker.

A guy killed hookers so he could take all the right body parts to make the perfect woman. What's so bad about that? Sounds like a tale for the ages to me.

At 2:20 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Rent porn?

Amateur. That's what ceiling tiles were for!

At 12:41 PM, Blogger Tam said...

It gives you an 85 minute safety window. The 90 minutes seems prudent to me.



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