Spank Bank

I, like most boys, learned about nekkid girls from my father who, despite strict opposition from Mom (Southern Baptist-style), managed to keep a Penthouse or a Playboy hidden somewhere around the house (how she never found them when I easily did is a mystery). Sadly, though I could sniff out Dad's collection with relative ease, I did not have the ability to hide my own growing interest in the genre, artistically speaking.

One afternoon, I sat watching TV when my Mom answered our ringing phone. I paid no mind until I heard her fairly yelp "What?!?!" I turned from my La-Z-Boy and she fixed me with a stone glare. It was the video rental store on the phone. She lowered the mouthpiece and asked me, "Do you know anything about an overdue video called, 'Open Up, Tracy?'"

Not a good moment for Young Joe Speaker. Though I can say I've seen a Tracy Lords porno.

Why am I telling you this? 'Cause there's porn on the internet! Excellent photos of the AVN Convention in Vegas by my (and your) hero FlipChip.

You will want to check these pics out. You will want to do it when nobody else is in the house. And won't be for at least 90 minutes.

Bravo, sir.