Happiness Is...
...your five-year-old barging into the bathroom while you're showering to update you on a collegiate gridiron contest upon which you may have (fictionally) wagered with a screaming "Daddy! The blue team with the 'F' on their helmet is hugging each other! I think they scored a touchdown!"
...having that same five-year-old mimic your own mimickry of Farley, Wendt et al by cheering each positive Chicago play with a hearfelt "'da Bears!"
...daytime playoff baseball. Outside. In the sun. Not in a giant blow-up-doll monstrosity. The Twins should start every game down 2-0 for inflicting that abomination on the God Fearing Baseball Fans of America. Make it 3-0 to even things up since Gardenhire's a cheetah to Macha's wounded antelope.
...taking a (slight) step up from the Special $10 Re-Buy on Paradise to the $25 version and finishing a not-entirely-unlucky 13th.


3 Comments:
Ditka: 52 Packers: NEGATIVE TERTY
Congrats on the finish!
Well, speaking of daytime, playoff baseball, your boy Big Hurt has picked up in the post season where he left off in the regular season with a first at-bat bomb off of sure Cy Young winner Santana! Nice start, but I'm sure you're more concerned with the end and being the ever-most skeptic like myself being a Cubs fan the end is always in doubt:)
Now the Big Ouchy man has done it again. I guess he wants to make up for missing out on playing for the ring last year in Chi-town. This guy is for real.
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