Saturday, July 23, 2005

Caution


Donkeys Drawing

I'm posting a hand history. You need to understand. I could not possibly make this shit up. This is hardly the worst of 'em, but it's the latest and a perfect illustration of everything that's happened to me for 6 weeks. I'm getting brutally fucked, at crucial points in tournaments, by people who have no idea what they are doing. I don't even have words to describe the thought process that allows a functioning human being, with even the slightest passing knowledge of poker, to think he was anywhere near ahead in this hand at any point. Until the suckout, of course.

PokerStars Game #2173075344: Tournament #10124534, Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2005/07/24 - 00:32:34 (ET)
Table '10124534 168' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: viennaman59 (17106 in chips)
Seat 2: Noyes (14830 in chips)
Seat 3: ariesone (26455 in chips)
Seat 4: theeeclone (71660 in chips)
Seat 5: MikeyMo (24435 in chips)
Seat 6: JoeSpeaker (18240 in chips)
Seat 7: Elboss2 (19155 in chips)
Seat 8: ywondery (9465 in chips)
600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JoeSpeaker [Kh Kc]
MikeyMo: raises 600 to 1200
JoeSpeaker: raises 1800 to 3000
MikeyMo: calls 1800
*** FLOP *** [5h 7c Ts]
MikeyMo: checks
JoeSpeaker: bets 6000
MikeyMo: raises 11400 to 17400
JoeSpeaker: calls 9190 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5h 7c Ts] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [5h 7c Ts 7s] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MikeyMo: shows [Ac 7d] (a full house, Sevens full of Aces)
JoeSpeaker: shows [Kh Kc] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
MikeyMo collected 37680 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 37680 | Rake 0
Board [5h 7c Ts 7s Ad]
Seat 5: MikeyMo showed [Ac 7d] and won (37680) with a full house, Sevens full of Aces
Seat 6: JoeSpeaker (button) showed [Kh Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens

T37000. At Level 9. Top 20 in chips. And, oh, over a $50K prize pool for a mere $41 buy-in.

I can't believe it happened again. Like it has for nearly as far back as I can remember. I don't even know what it's like anymore to get deep in a tourney. Every time I get to the hand that should put me there, I get screwed. I just...

I dunno. I honestly have no desire to continue subjecting myself to this shit.

7 Comments:

At 1:34 AM, Blogger Chad said...

Stop whining, you Homo. You'll get back there again.

If you're ever in doubt, read the first line again.

 
At 9:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

baby

 
At 9:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poker is stupid.

G-Rob

 
At 12:21 PM, Blogger Div said...

Let me guess..."I put you on AK"

 
At 8:33 AM, Blogger Poker Nerd said...

Div said exactly what I was going to so...

He must've put you on AK.

They're geniuses...every last one of them.

 
At 12:56 PM, Blogger Easycure said...

Keep at it, or do what I've been doing....play .25/.50 O8.

 
At 1:07 PM, Blogger Drizztdj said...

Take a line from the Dr. Denis Leary book of Psychology.

Just Shut the Fuck Up, and you'll feel better already!!

Go out and buy yourself a designer crying towel or something :P I'd loan you one of mine but they're pretty soaked through because a five month losing streak hurts.

*pat ya on the back* Things will get better, I promise.

 

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