Saturday, July 30, 2005

Suburban Rodeo

AJ attended a western-themed birthday party today and I went along. It was bleeping hot and there was a big cooler full of bad beer, but nobody would break the seal. So I simlpy stared at it longingly for three hours.

Had a couple Wooderson moments as there were some nubile teen-age older sisters running around in heat appropriate (lack of) clothing, though one of them had the misfortune of resembling Dave Mustaine a little to closely. I think the one with the braces kinda liked me.

MILF count was two, maybe two-and-a-half.

But THE BEST part was the obese Dwarf Pony (Equus Ignatious).

3 Comments:

At 4:55 PM, Blogger BadBlood said...

Ouch. Mustaine-chick, not good.

Never fear breaking the seal - you'll be respected and admired for doing so.

 
At 5:31 PM, Blogger Tim said...

I had to go back and re-read it. For a minute, I thought Badblood was talking about the nubile teenagers... in regards to breaking the seal... woulda hated to have to refer BB to the FBI...

;-)

BSN

 
At 8:21 PM, Blogger Milf said...

MILF

 

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